Paradise

idk man im just a 16 year old blogger from massachusetts you can call me mari

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hotcheetoprincess:

hotcheetoprincess:

u know what I call boys 5’11 and under?

friends:)

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infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

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camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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