Paradise

idk man im just a 16 year old blogger from massachusetts you can call me mari

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via darling-kiss-me-slowly)

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via trust)

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rebelliousmom:

manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

real talk

(Source: manhatinglesbian, via sarahno9)

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via no-clarity)

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hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

(via no-clarity)

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via darling-kiss-me-slowly)

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tennants-hair:

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

(via gnarly)